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Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
Anonymous said: i had a dream about magical girls that had super strength/agility, but instead of wearing a special outfit they would shed their skin and turn into a skeleton.
I’d watch that
DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN
pokemon is forreal #Wakeupamerica
I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career
It scares me how accurate this is.